Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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