I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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