Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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