Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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