I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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