The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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