No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
