I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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