He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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