i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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