Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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