what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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