he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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