id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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