i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Success! We fucked roommates!
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