We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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