I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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