i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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