just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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