Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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