did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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