i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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