3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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