all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize