What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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