She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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