He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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