Say something about gay babies.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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