oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize