...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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