But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
it was like eating out sand paper
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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