No, you can still breathe under the balls.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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