He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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