I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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