we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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