Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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