I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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