I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
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