billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
There's always time for handjobs
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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