there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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