Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
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