We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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