Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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