tell your sister to shave her snatch
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I got inside last night via doggy door
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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