we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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