So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
You are a genius and a whore.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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