He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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