She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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