ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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