I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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