this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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