it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Operation Purity has been aborted
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I can't turn off my feet"
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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