Whats the glycemic index on semen?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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